Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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