using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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