My sheets look like a crime scene.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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