she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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