Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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