party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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