Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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