Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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