Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
