She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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