You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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