There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
