Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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