Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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