So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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