Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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