she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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