3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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