Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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