you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
