We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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