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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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