All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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