oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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