my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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