no, he came in my armpit
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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