haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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