so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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