Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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