those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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