I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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