does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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