i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
