Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Shame - the story of my life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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