She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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