I wanna bring you to show and tell
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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