Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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