Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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