I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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