How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I have aggressive nipples.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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