i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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