How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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