I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
