So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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