i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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