Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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