There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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