Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
