out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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