if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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