I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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