babies were throwing up all over the place
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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