He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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