So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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