I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
